Trump writes 1,322 words to tell Bill Maher he doesn't care about Bill Maher

Nothing says “I'm not bothered” like 1,322 words. President Trump spent Sunday on Truth Social branding Bill Maher a “complete, total loser” and a “sleazebag” in what the New York Post, citing Factbase, says is his longest post on record.

The trigger: Maher told his “Real Time” audience Friday that Trump has the lowest approval rating of any midterm candidate ever, and joked about the length of their Oct. 15 White House dinner. Trump fired back that Maher “looked like hell,” runs a “Low Rated Show” on “equally Low Rated HBO,” and is quoting “fake polls.”

Along the way the post detoured into the ratings history of The Apprentice and a producer who once worked on both men's shows, before Trump vowed he would never do Maher's show, which he says Maher wants “DESPARATELY.”